Prince Charming’s Story

I was galloping through the woods one day,
On my noble steed,
When I saw a pretty girl laying down,
and I had to pay her heed.

To my horror the darling thing,
was in some sort of coma!
So being gorgeous and beautiful:
I thought I’d do the girl a favor.

The next I knew she jumped straight up,
No time to compose ourselves!
I tried to back away, but to my alarm,
she hired a harem of elves.

They took me hostage in their nasty shack,
I knew it must be the end,
but, I had to escape her clutches and
had 7 imps to apprehend.

Unfortunately for me,
the news spread throughout the land,
and father said to be a man
and offer to take her hand.

Now I live in a stupid cottage,
far from any castle,
so my dear Snow White can potter freely,
with her 7 stupid rascals.

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One thought on “Prince Charming’s Story

  1. this is funny! its nice to know what prince charming’s thinking when he got himself in trouble with snow white. lol.

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